I have a big penis. I keep it in a jar under my bed.



Thursday, 3 April 2008

Penis Reduction Pills

quote [ We sell the finest penis-reduction placebos, shipped to you in boxes emblazoned with our logo in very large type so that the world knows you have a huge schlong. ]

For those of us with curious roommates.

[SFW] [self link] [by ComposerNate@12:55amGMT] [+32] [37 comments]


Tuesday, 1 April 2008

Dickhats, apply directly to the dick head!

quote [ Want to have some fun with your wife, girlfriend, or just punk someone you know
that needs to get laid? Try a chocolate DickHat today! ]

When maybe 11, mom had to call my grandma to ask how we should get the bubblegum off my penis. It turns out butter was the answer. I just wanted him to have a hat.

[SFW] [Funnies] [by ComposerNate@2:25amGMT] [+1014 Hello Grandma!] [5 comments]


Tuesday, 18 March 2008

Church site hacked at the moment, might be fixed by the time you see the video...

quote [ can't copy and paste since the text is an image. ]

they rickrolled the anti-anonymous site.

[SFW] [by monkeytooth@2:25amGMT] [+10133 Excellent Shenanigans!] [9 comments]


Sunday, 2 March 2008

Teh
GAY
Made 'em do it

quote [ Twin gay-porn stars arrested in rooftop burglaries ]

Yeah, just postin this to get us more gay google hits. :D
[SFW] [Tales of Interest...] [by Trigger@12:05amGMT] [+926 Pretty Damn Gay] [3 comments]


Thursday, 18 January 2007

hay guys

quote [ i found ur secret hideout and it looks like fun but i dunno hte rules :-( ]

in other news theres a hot waitress at my work who i would sincerely like to have sex with but shes got a boyfriend that she's LIVING WITH (wtf im barely out of high school i dont have time for this married woman crap) but he's a fisherman so he goes away for days at a time so i'm figuring maybe i should step up to the plate and show her a thing or two about a thing or two. however i think this could be a very, very bad idea.

oh and remember model chick? i have more pics if you guys (and... girls?) are interested.

edit: good point shizac. (extennnnnnd in comments)
[SFW] [Blogging] [by jamjam@7:11amGMT] [+10021] [21 comments]




Wednesday, 6 December 2006

This makes Trig a sad panda HORSE

quote [ "I'm sorry that we have disappointed so many people on a certain project. Please realize we did what we felt was best, with the cards that were dealt to us and the situation we were in. We have learned from the experience and we won't make the same mistakes twice. The companies we dealt with were
professional in every way and we enjoyed working with them while we did and appreciated the opportunities they presented to us. You won't hear anything about our next game until it's almost on shelves." ]

HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!

[SFW] [Site News] [by Cyk0s1s_B!@TCH@5:52pmGMT] [+18999] [5 comments]



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